Just Awful

So I got a text from a friend (Texter) last night whose life reads like a "text from last night" marathon. She said she wasn't able to deal with her friends anymore because they keep asking her to have a threesome.

Me: seriously? dtmfa
Texter: then i won't have any friends
Me: wait when you said friends i assumed you meant 1 couple
Texter: well sometimes it's a couple, but i'd be lying to you if i said that tonight was the first time/friend
Me: i'd say take it as a compliment, but maybe you should just have a shower
Texter: no, showers typically make a person MORE attractive
Me: too true... hey just so i know, is there a classy way to inquire about 3somes?
Texter: no
Me: is there a better way?
Texter: use a 40 lbr
Me: ...hey hon, not sure if you'd be into it, but wanna come over? i've got a 40 lbr
Texter: I don't want to be friends

I miss her, she's one of my old bartenders and together we were team awful. She would tell me her weekend and i'd make her feel better by reminding her that i showered in the sink at the Timmy's on the way to work.

le sigh the good old days

not sure if anyone has experienced it, but waffles has been railing on me about my age. I don't really mind as I frequently joke about how old I am (I'm only 24). In fact I usually enable this kind of talk with my mannerisms (and tea drinking) but I think it's getting tired so I'm going to resolve to be young and hip (do the cool kids still say hip? or is it the unpopular kind of ironic again?)

Old Friends

HAHA
Waffles you loveable scamp and Anita you total tramp...

I look forward to hearing more from these two as they tend to be more super classy. http://www.wafflesnco.blogspot.com

Anyway, my frustration has subsided for the time being, but I think it happened in a way that some people would describe freezing to death. I'm a little nervous for my open mouth surgery tomorrow, but at least i'll be unsober-ish for the first time in years.

Last night I watched what Ashmo described "a Kate Episode" of Lost. It was not the greatest thing, and it seems to me that she should just make up her frakking mind already (or at least the writers should come up with a plausable reason for her to get back on an aeroplane and com to the island). Speaking of which where is Desmond? And Boone? And well I don't care too much for Charlie, but he's still fun to see from time to time...

Anita called me and wants to meet up for tea this evening, she has news which is exciting/worrisome but I can't tell which as she sounds super hung over (even in her texts). It should prove to be interesting.

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